Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Truth About Harry Potter

The Good Report has a real good post few days ago. You can read the article by clicking the link above.


Dave

Monday, September 10, 2007

A Merry Heart

I got this from the Good Report


"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." Proverbs 17:22
THE ART OF CONVERSATION
Trying to get a word in edgewise with some people is like trying to thread a sewing machine with the motor running.
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We like the fellow who says he's going to make a long story short - and does.
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Did you hear about the new new toothpaste that has shoe polish in it? It is for anyone who puts his foot in his mouth.
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Q: "What's more clever than speaking several languages?"
A: "Keeping your mouth shut in one."
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When you are in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut.
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He who has a sharp tongue usually cuts his own throat.
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You should hear her talk when she is driving. I bet she gets 2,000 words per gallon.
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A wise man once said that the best way to save face is to keep the bottom part of it closed.
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AT THE RESTAURANT
Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir?"
Customer: "I just lifted one of the brussel sprouts and there it was!"
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"Waiter, why in the world do you have your finger on top of my steak?"
"So it won't fall off the plate again, sir."
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Waiter: "May I help you with that soup, sir?"
Sailor: "What do you mean, help me? I don't need any help."
Waiter: "Sorry; from the sound I thought you might wish to be dragged ashore."
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Customer: "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That's strange. There were two of them when I left the kitchen."
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Customer: "Waiter, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Waiter: "You certainly came to the right place."
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Customer: "This food is terrible. I won't eat it! You had better get the manager."
Waiter: "Won't do any good, mister. The manager won't eat it either