What Doctors can do --

What Doctors can do --
Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himout looking for work in six weeks.

"A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lungout of one person, put it in another, and have him outlooking for work in four weeks.

"A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is soadvanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,put it in another, and have both of them out looking forwork in two weeks.

"The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "Youguys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with nobrains, put her in the White House, and then half thecountry will be out looking for work in one week