Tuesday, January 12, 2010

College Funds

I joined  few years ago  a Baptist Bible Fellowship Clean Jokes Google Group. So I get jokes e-mail to me. I got one today.

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for

some money.

Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also

left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago.

Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uh, oh yeah, OK," responded the kid.

So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a

package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to

mail the money and the book.

When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give

the boy this time?

Mom said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other

for $1000"

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top

of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his

book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in

Chapter 19!"